Did you think you stumbled upon a blog entry that would teach you the ins and outs of scrapping? Boy, do I feel bad now. I have seriously misled you. I was actually hoping you could tell ME how to fight. It’s like the blind leading the blind around here.
I was never one of those kids that took karate…or played any competitive sports, really. I blame my parents. Nowadays with the UFC being so popular and everything, it’s like everyone thinks they are some kind of fighting pro. I was at Disneyland recently and I saw several people decked out in MMA gear and what not.
Should I enroll in a jiu-jitsu class or something? I feel like at my age, I should know how to properly defend myself. Or maybe I should just carry around a knife? Or a gun? Bazooka? I’d love to hear your thoughts on this. I’d appreciate it.
I know! I could take one of those self defense classes for women, you know like the rape prevention type. That way I could learn some sweet moves and meet chicks at the same time. I think I just answered my own question. Thank you, blog, you’ve been quite therapeutic. See you around.